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WIH: Mr. Post. welcome back.

P: thx

WIH: we understand that you are related to nancy reagan.

P: that's true

WIH: uh so how?

P: i was conceived when nance tried a metal dildo

WIH: gross

P: she didn't just say no

WIH: right

P: now all i do is stand around, high as fuck all day. shouldn't have been born

WIH: the feeling is mutual

P: they hung these traffic lights on me, and a dumb anti-drug message that nobody takes seriously

WIH: i thought that was a joke sign some teenagers attached.

P: nope. ppl actually believe drugs are bad

WIH: whaa?

P: really

WIH: what are your plans for the future?

P: prolly gonna get high, despite this silly sign.

WIH: did you ever think you'd be happier if you just said no?

P: i am a fucking post. cemented to the ground. the fuck else am i supposed to do?

WIH: good point but dude chill. have this

P: inhaleexhale

WIH: inhaleexhale.

P: so that ronald reagan was a real cunt, no?

WIH: just say no to supply-side econ, amirite?

P: laffing so hard.

WIH: oh man i think we gotta take a break

P: til next time

WIH: seeya