forty years later

we are all going to be

just

fine

we

thincc

a reminder

badminton is still a legit sport

(unique) health "watch"

rewind your miiind

Different Unique Spacial Health

Special Unique Different

"that's what they say"

um

...twenty years later...

when i believed in God

B L I S S

moth in the rain

chasing the light

wings a bit wet

still good for flight

not far away

a meter or two

rain drops will fall

just make it through

almost there

rain falling fast

it's worth it for sure

no way this will last

and yet

it rains and it rains

the light becomes dim

more clouds moving in

the chances are slim

almost there

saturation

was there ever a light ?

pinned to the ground

drops on the pavement

making no sound

the light's coming back

it's already here

no winged flight required

no rain drops to fear

b l i s s

LQQK

at the shape of the shelves

marijuana

was as common as pasta

Badminton Is A Legitimate Sport

fan photo

pass the pigs

Confidence

History of Sexuality

off work early

a pint or two

or three or four

a bar no more

the neon lights

the dollar signs

the dizzy heights

the valley lows

dimming light

...

a ticket

scratch it

nah i got cash

could be a winner

it could

why not?

rather not

A Special Report

Parking lots. What do we know about them? What was under them before they got paved?

WIH: Mr. Lot, thanks for being here.

PL: thanks for having me.

WIH: Which part of the earth did you ruin?

PL: cars gotta park

WIH: well said.

Traffic

WIH: Mr. Post. welcome back.

P: thx

WIH: we understand that you are related to nancy reagan.

P: that's true

WIH: uh so how?

P: i was conceived when nance tried a metal dildo

WIH: gross

P: she didn't just say no

WIH: right

P: now all i do is stand around, high as fuck all day. shouldn't have been born

WIH: the feeling is mutual

P: they hung these traffic lights on me, and a dumb anti-drug message that nobody takes seriously

WIH: i thought that was a joke sign some teenagers attached.

P: nope. ppl actually believe drugs are bad

WIH: whaa?

P: really

WIH: what are your plans for the future?

P: prolly gonna get high, despite this silly sign.

WIH: did you ever think you'd be happier if you just said no?

P: i am a fucking post. cemented to the ground. the fuck else am i supposed to do?

WIH: good point but dude chill. have this

P: inhaleexhale

WIH: inhaleexhale.

P: so that ronald reagan was a real cunt, no?

WIH: just say no to supply-side econ, amirite?

P: laffing so hard.

WIH: oh man i think we gotta take a break

P: til next time

WIH: seeya

jay gee ell

plz welcome geosiph garden leffit

WIH: so i was trying to watch pornography and i accidentally saw yr stupid trailer. dang vawn.

JGL: jean-vaughn

WIH: whatever. it was annoying

JGL: is this an interview?

WIH: not a big fan of those glasses, but i am too lazy to find out if u actually need glasses.

JGL: i do.

WIH: why not contacts?

JGL: not nearly as cool

WIH: How'd yr latest movie do?

JGL: p. well advertised on porn sites

WIH: brilliant

JGL: thank you. very much

WIH: what is next for you?

JGL: imma be an actual porn director some day

WIH: pretty ambitious.

JGL: i am cool enuf

WIH: good interview

JGL: over?

WIH: we think so.

JGL: thanks

WIH: no thank you