Flag Envy

WIH: It is so windy.

AF: You're telling me.

WIH: Anyway. What is patriotism?

AF: I can't hear you. It's really windy.

WIH: WHAT. IS. PATRIOTISM?

AF: WHAT?

WIH: What is freedom?

AF: It is really windy. You will have to speak up.

WIH: I refuse.

AF: That's freedom.

WIH: You're just a flag

AF: I am free to be a flag

WIH: america?

AF: America.