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WIH: You are old.

FW2: Age is just a number.

WIH: That's true, but I saw you in an episode of "Love American Style"

FW2: That's true.

WIH: How many lives does a firework have?

FW2: Typically, one.

WIH: So how are you still here?

FW2: Stunt fireworker.

WIH: So, phony

FW2: Hey I lost friends out there. Cherry bombs down a toilet. I told them not to go for the waterproofing.

WIH: Do you consider yourself a patriot?

FW2: Do I Not Explode?

WIH: Thanks for being here.